Ohh those memories...hahaha (thanks to Bro. Sockie)
You know your from LSGH...
1. You have nicknames for all your teachers
2. You call your classmates by their last name (it's because whenwe don't know the person we just read the name plate on his polo andwe get used to calling him by his last name)
3. There's at least one person in your barkada who's nickname is ashorter variation of his last name (ex. Saso - Sasotona, Marci -Marcilla.)
4. You have a classmate named Paulo/Paolo every single year (Yeah!I have always had Paulos or Paolos.)
5. You do your school work during homeroom so you can copy fromsomeone
6. You never bring your own things; starting from pad papers fortests to toiletries for a swimming PE
7. You don't jog when the coach tells you to jog during PE
8. You cram a lot that it's weird when someone does school work aweek before you need to submit it
9. Group works usually mean the group meets at someone's house,does nothing 90% of the time and ends up having one member doeverything and paying him
10. During intrams, you always underestimate the honor's class
11. When a hot girl passes by in campus, you can't help but stare
12. An 82 for a card grade is high (unless you're an achiever)
13. When you see new facilities, you always comment "dyan napupuntatuition natin!"
14. You suck at English and you know it
15. You've ask for an exemption from class to watch the UAAP game
16. You hang at Galle or Greenhills after class while wearing yourpolo/polo-barong with the two topmost buttons open OR you remove yourpolo/polo-barong entirely (usually when you're planning to smoke)
17. You've bashed THE Areneow at one point in your whole stay in LaSalle Green Hills
18. You've borrowed calculators, lab gowns, aprons (and the like)from someone in another class because you forgot yours or you're toolazy to bring your own
19. You study the class before a quiz
20. You've borrowed your seatmate's notes because you don't have(you were too lazy to copy the last meeting)
21. You know Kuya Ding the photocopy guy at the HS library
22. You never borrowed a book from the library
23. You have your own personal list of the hot teachers
24. You don't know half of your batchmates
25. You repeat what the teacher said when he/she mispronouncessomething
26. You or your classmates impersonates teachers
27. You wasted as much time as you can hanging around during drug tests
28. You asked nonsense questions to teachers just to waste their time
29. You're rarely ready for a test
30. You've made codigos for formulas on Chem and Math tests but youstill fail because you don't understand how to use them
31. During CL classes, you'd rather have "role playing" than do aseatwork
32. Not submitting a requirement is ALWAYS an option
33. You've texted in class. You text everyday in class
34. You hated Medroso and the admin together with him
35. You look up to the batch higher than yours
36. You plan to grow your hair really long after graduating (effectsof the haircut regulation)
37. You ate sisig at Fresh Choice
38. You address your teachers with "Miss" or "Sir" unless they'renot around or you're close to them
39. When it rains hard, you can't help but scream out loud:"SUSPENDED! (ULUL!) SUSPENDED! (ULUL!)"
40. You've assumed that DLSU was the next step a.k.a. college
41. in at least one point, you have assumed that they will turn theschool Co-Ed the year/s following your graduation
42. You forgot to observe CLAYGO
43. You stopped and talked to a teacher who was proctoring
44. You were caught sleeping and pretended to listen, only to beasked questions relating to what you missed
45. You eat your meals at Recess and hang out at Lunch
46. You have begged a classmate to share his blessings (i.e. snacksthat aren't "audible" when you eat them)
47. You've felt really guilty when you make a teacher everyone likesmad and forced him/her to give a really bad sermon
48. You've felt really happy when you make a teacher everyone hatesmad and forced him/her to give a really bad sermon
49. You miss the softdrink station in the Canteen
50. You refer to the Canteen as Canteen rather than The SaintBenilde Cafeteria
51. You'd always ask someone what's the passing grade for a quiz,just to be sure
52. You barely open your CL book at home
53. You try to understand your Math book (to no avail)
54. You have drunken a little too much with your friends
55. You let every teacher know that it's your classmates birthdaythen proceed to sing him Happy Birthday (just to kill as much time aspossible so that the lecture would be shorter)
56. You've torn off your polo pocket on the last day of Third Year(or plan to if you're not yet in third year)
57. You think that being a senior means you get to boss around allthe undergrads
58. You would rather go to Enchanted Kingdom or one of the junk foodfactories instead of BSP or the mountains for your field trips
59. You have given a retarded presentation and passed it off asfinished.
60. You pulled out all the tricks you can think off in the Pep Rallyto show batch unity. (The seniors ALWAYS rule.)
61. You say that you'll do better in the next test
62. You finish the PE Quarter/Trimester exam in 15 minutes or less.
63. You've had something confiscated, then returned to you becauseyou talked your way out of it
64. You've dodged an SDR/VR because of a technicality
65. You've played Trash Can Basketball
66. You've played Chalkboard Basketball
67. You've had a teacher who's walked out of your class, at least once.
68. You don't really warm-up during PE
69. You always think there's something wrong with the freshmen
70. You cheer for DLSU even if you're in a different college
71. You've passed something even without doing anything at all
72. Your class presidents are usually the noisiest people in high school
73. Girl's would ask you if you know this popular batchmate of yours. (ex. ah taga LSGH ka? you know Paulo Villar? yes it has happened :)) )
74. You've had a soiree where it's partly a sausage fest. 3:1 boygirl ratio
75. During intrams, you always try to think of a name that has agreen meaning to it.
76. You've seen something written on the bathroom walls and laughedand shouted "pare tingnan niyo toh!"
77. Your band club has always more than 100 people in it.
78. You always see around 10+ students in front of the faculty office
79. You go to the honors' class first to borrow a calculator. Ifthey don't have one, you go to the semi-honors' class
80. You've wasted more than 3 hours of supposed review to computer games
81. There's always one guy who finishes the exam in 10 minutes or less
82. You've seen or heard of stories of people fighting in the CR
83. You enjoy making video presentations.
84. Reportings bore you like hell. You don't usually listen to thefirst group cause you're too busy planning what to do
85. Your class has actually tried to pretend sleeping all at oncebefore the teacher comes in then when he's in you all start dancingand cheering
86. You always wished to have the lavatory pass
87. You don't sign the log book
88. Your confidence increases as your number increases
89. When you're alone commuting, you're generally quiet, but whenyour with a fellow lasallian, you're louder than the bus horns
90. You and 6 other friends have actually crammed up in someone's car
91. You suddenly turn into a good boy when you're crush is around
92. You have a batchmate that sells choco mucho and load
93. You hope that when you're casual day comes, you're allowed towear shorts.
94. Your teachers always do something different everyday
95. You usually laugh at the first few minutes in your favoriteteacher's class then you suddenly fall asleep
96. Only 4 people in class actually use english as a medium of language.
97. You've ridden a bus to school where almost all passengers arestudents of LSGH (ex: g-liner)
98. During you're 3rd year, you wonder what search-in is about
99. You actually play "paunahan" in you're PE exams
100. You never took the school ability test and achievement testsseriously. You wonder now what the hell that is.
101. When a project comes along, you say the very inspiring words:"Bara bara na lang yan."
102. When you're a senior and it's the last few months of the schoolyear, you play your PSP in class because you don't care about highschool anymore.
103. The biggest fad in your classroom is RockPaperScissors. You evenhave championships for it!
104. You love playing "Moses and the Red Sea" with the lower years(ifyou're a senior.)
105. Your classmates love forming serious bands that will not evenget together for ONE jamming session.
106. You force gradeschoolers out of "your" table.
107. You use the cafeteria benches as beds right before class starts.
108. You don't give a rat's ass about Violation Reports in high school.
109. You've forged a SAD slip/SDR/VR at least once.
110. The class name was changed more than once before being acceptedbecause of double-entrees.
111. You try to steal your batchmate's date during Prom/Ball.
112. You've made a new religion based on a very influential classmate.
113. You run around hiding from Medro in the morning during GradPracto hide your long hair.
114. You've stayed inside the classroom during flag ceremony.
115. You've snorted Extra Joss.
116. The 711 in Ortigas Ave is a favorite hangout.
117. You've done akyat bakod during Semi-Finals and Finals.
118. Staring at a student from another batch right in the eyes means war.
119. You look at the Wack-Wack parking lot as the school's own Octagon.
120. During Band Club, you admire those who are jamming. As a seniormember, you don't give a shit and sleep in a corner of the room.
121. You curse the traffic at Ortigas in the morning before realizingits actually your school that causes it.
122. You look at VDP as a free sleeping period.
123. You've gone out with your friends/classmates to go drinkingduring exam week.
124. You design better paper airplanes with your classmates and usethe classroom as a runway and air field.
125. You beg your last period teacher to let you use the TV to watchan important DLSU game.
126. You walk long distances from the school only to come backbecause that is where your sundo will be.
127. You find the idea of doing schoolwork early as hilarious.
128. Your batchmates grab each other's crotches as a greeting.
129. Instead of saying "Time na!" when a class ends, you say "Chime na!"
130. You set aside Php10 for iced tea at the canteen.
131. Your classmates smoke in the CR after almost every period.
132. You're informed of an announced test minutes before that classstarts.
133. You played with the OHM reader during Electronics class.
134. Your Automotive teacher caresses the engine while he lectures.Especially the camshaft.
135. You love your batch and believe that it's the best
136. You'd rather read chapter summaries than read a whole novel,esp. for filipino class.
137. When you hear a bell(the ice cream-like bell), you willautomatically think it's medro or miguel during recess and lunch.
138. You've eaten in class.
139. You never really do what the teacher says during teacher's day.
140. You don't mind going around during break to ask barya from yourfriends so you can buy something to eat or drink.
141. You always wish you get at least a 75 for your report card grade.
142. You've complained about your teacher to another teacher.
143. You know who the varsity people are.
144. You label someone conyo if they converse in straight english.
145. You think that Fresh Choice in no choice.
146. You just get food from your friends without warning.
147. You've asked to go to the clinic by using this excuse,"Miss/Sir I have a headache. Pwede bang magclininc?" ,while holding your belly and your head at the same time. :))
148. You've walked very slowly down the stairs while going to theclinic just to take up more time.
149. You've experienced that you and everybody else in the clinichas the same reason, "Headache".
150. You've asked the nurse at the clinic to let you rest forawhile because of your nonexistentheadache.
151. You've dipped the tip of the thermometer in the hot water ofthe water dispenser, which is in a different room fromwhere the nurses are, just till it reaches 38 or 39 so you can be senthome.
152. During intrams, all of you want to be in the class basketballteam and only a few people want to be in the swimmingevents.
153. You've borrowed your classmates' phones just to see if theyhave porn in it. :))154. When you do find porn you shout to all your classmates, "Paremay porno dito oh!!!"
155. You've asked for your classmate to "bluetooth" you the pornthat everyone was watching on his phone during recess orlunch and you hide it in a folder that has as much as 50 subfolders in it.
156. You always want to be the first one in your class to have thatnew cellphone.157. When you do get the new cellphone you tell your classmates,"Pare walang gagaya ah!"
158. You've played at Area 51 in Greenhills or Netopia at Galle once.
159. You know a classmate who lives at Valle Verde or the villagesbeside LSGH.
160. You know people in your batch who moved to a different schoolfor basketball. :))
ALL IN ALL, YOU'D RATHER JUST BUM AND IF YOU HAD THE OPTION, YOU'DRATHER NOT WORK AT ALL
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING OUT OF NOTHING "DISKARTE LANG YAN!"
YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BIGGEST EGOS; YOU KNOW IT AND YOU'RE PROUD OF IT…LASALLIAN PRIDE!
